  World W.T.F. ! (karma: 2)
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By Whatchamacallit   Comments: 40511, member since Fri Nov 14, 2003On Fri Apr 13, 2012 07:27 PM
A man had to call the Police because his girl anted too much sex !
the Daily Mail wrote:
Exhausted man cries for help from balcony and calls police after his one night stand partner demands too much sex
By Daily Mail Reporter
PUBLISHED: 16:38 GMT, 13 April 2012 | UPDATED: 16:55 GMT, 13 April 2012
A desperate man got more than he bargained for when he embarked on a one night stand.
He was forced to escape onto a balcony before calling police for back-up after his new-found lover refused to let him go - because she wanted more sex.
The 43-year-old struck up a relationship with the woman, who is four years older than him, in a bar in Munich, Germany, on Monday night.
According to German news site The Province, she took him back to her apartment where they had sex several times.
But when the woman demanded more, the exhausted man said no.
A police spokesman said: 'He complied with the woman's wishes another few times so he could finally leave the apartment.
'But when she continued to refuse and demanded even more sex from him, he fled to the balcony and alerted the police.'
If that wasn't enough, when officers arrived she even tried to lure them into her den.
She is now facing possible charges of sexual assault and illegal restraint.
Odd story. Perhaps the girl had some drugs that got her frenzied about sex, drugs do affect sexuality. Like if you abuse marshmallow, you fall into exacerbated romanticism ...
Of course the story happened in Germany. Germany is sex obsessed beyond believable and its prostitution industry is the wildest in the world.
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By JFrum Comments: 4815, member since Sat Nov 19, 2011On Fri Apr 13, 2012 07:34 PM
That MsBehave is somethin |
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By Whatchamacallit Comments: 40511, member since Fri Nov 14, 2003On Fri Apr 13, 2012 07:39 PM
JFrum wrote:
That MsBehave is somethin
But you are too old for her !
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By simplefrench Comments: 65103, member since Wed Mar 19, 2003On Fri Apr 13, 2012 07:42 PM
Au chiot Lepen. |
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By jeanv Comments: 21378, member since Sun Sep 11, 2005On Fri Apr 13, 2012 07:43 PM
Edited by jeanv (78002) on 2012-04-13 19:46:01
Whatchamacallit wrote:
Exhausted man cries for help from balcony and calls police after his one night stand partner demands too much sex
Odd story. Perhaps the girl had some drugs that got her frenzied about sex, drugs do affect sexuality.
Or is it that she's the Zen senseï for the ex-eastern bloc,
and, like you, reached peak Ki?
Tell us more about your famous 'Tao of the pillow'™, watcha senseï...
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By JFrum Comments: 4815, member since Sat Nov 19, 2011On Fri Apr 13, 2012 07:44 PM
 Whatchamacallit wrote:
JFrum wrote:
That MsBehave is somethin
But you are too old for her !
Shes spoken for,remember? |
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By JFrum Comments: 4815, member since Sat Nov 19, 2011On Fri Apr 13, 2012 07:54 PM
jeanv wrote:
Whatchamacallit wrote:
Exhausted man cries for help from balcony and calls police after his one night stand partner demands too much sex
Odd story. Perhaps the girl had some drugs that got her frenzied about sex, drugs do affect sexuality.
Or is it that she's the Zen senseï for the ex-eastern bloc,
and, like you, reached peak Ki?
Tell us more about your famous 'Tao of the pillow'™, watcha senseï...
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By Whatchamacallit Comments: 40511, member since Fri Nov 14, 2003On Fri Apr 13, 2012 08:49 PM
Poor John Vee, one speaks about normal sex between a male and a female and he blows a fuzz !
All he knows is cocks.
Poor little thing ...
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By jeanv Comments: 21378, member since Sun Sep 11, 2005On Fri Apr 13, 2012 09:00 PM
Whatchamacallit wrote:
Poor John Vee, one speaks about normal sex between a male and a female and he blows a fuzz !
Well, I'm married with kids. You're an old crackpot.
Now, take a guess, who knows more about normal sex between a male and a female?
But do feel free to enlighten us further about your invention, the world famous 'Tao of the Pillow'..
Poor little crackpot ...
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By poupon_le_french Comments: 29316, member since Thu Jul 24, 2003On Fri Apr 13, 2012 09:06 PM
jeanv wrote:
Whatchamacallit wrote:
Poor John Vee, one speaks about normal sex between a male and a female and he blows a fuzz !
Well, I'm married with kids. You're an old crackpot.
Now, take a guess, who knows more about normal sex between a male and a female?
But do feel free to enlighten us further about your invention, the world famous 'Tao of the Pillow'..
Poor little crackpot ...
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By muhad_eezbaq Comments: 4574, member since Wed Apr 11, 2007On Fri Apr 13, 2012 09:14 PM
jeanv wrote:
Well, I'm married with kids. You're an old crackpot.
Now, take a guess, who knows more about normal sex between a male and a female?
Married, with kids.
Me thinks you haven't had a taste of "normal sex" in a loooonng time... |
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By Whatchamacallit Comments: 40511, member since Fri Nov 14, 2003On Fri Apr 13, 2012 09:15 PM
What means "being married with kids" ? You wed kids ?
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By jeanv Comments: 21378, member since Sun Sep 11, 2005On Fri Apr 13, 2012 09:26 PM
Whatchamacallit wrote:
What means "being married with kids" ? You wed kids ?
Whatever, crackpot, whatever.
Anyway, I won't bear a grudge. I'll even be nice to you.
I found you a date for tonight.
And this date won't complain if you want to have sex several times.
(You will even rightfully claim you invented the 'Tao of the Kleenex' - ™ watchoum)
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