Je t'imagine déclamer ça dans un prétoire, lol !

crapaudazur wrote:


No one here will dispute that comrade Ass-Hollande is as charismatic as a piece of melt cheese

You should be more respectful to your president. Flanby Hollande is now the leader of the French, proudly following in the footsteps of Vercingetorix, Clovis, Louis XIV, Napoleon, Clemenceau, and DeGaulle.

crapaudazur wrote:

I would rather say Hollande is proudly following in the footsteps of Armand Fallieres, Emile Loubet or René Coty (all these unknown guys having been presidents).

If DSK had been the Socialist nominee, he would probably have fallen in the footsteps of Felix Faure.

VAVD wrote:

...0proudly following in the footsteps of Vercingetorix, Clovis, Louis XIV, Napoleon, Clemenceau, and DeGaulle.

[Fred]

On est passé de l'Empire à l'an pire.

[/Fred]

Vavd, the history of sexual escapades of French leaders has not started with DSK. Just for instance, that disguting satyr who was Henri IV (great statesman but with a cock in his brain) was about to declare war to Europe just because he wanted to fuck a gorgeous young lady (Charlotte de Condé) who had found refuge in Low countries. Fortunately Ravaillac spared the Dutch an invasion.
Just to be fair with Hollande, we must admit that his lady will not damage the reputation of our country.

we must admit that his lady will not damage the reputation of our country.

. . . . . So you admit she never bathes and has hairy armpits? Hardly something to boast about wouldn't you say?

ymifrench wrote:

we must admit that his lady will not damage the reputation of our country.

. . . . . So you admit she never bathes and has hairy armpits? Hardly something to boast about wouldn't you say?

I just meant she doesn't look like that :



You get the point now ?

Le président sortant s’est alors attardé quelques secondes auprès du président du Sénat, Jean-Pierre Bel, pour un échange au sujet de leurs enfants.

"Nous avons un enfant...", explique Nicolas Sarkozy à François Hollande, soulignant le fait que Jean-Pierre Bel et lui-même sont tous deux de jeunes pères. "Ensemble ?", l’interrompt dans un trait d’humour le futur chef de l’État.

5 ans d'humour Fredmassien... Putain, ça va être bien long.

crapaudazur wrote:

ymifrench wrote:

we must admit that his lady will not damage the reputation of our country.

. . . . . So you admit she never bathes and has hairy armpits? Hardly something to boast about wouldn't you say?

I just meant she doesn't look like that :



You get the point now ?

. . . . Ugly by whatever standard is still ugly. Whether it be a french whore or an african ape is a matter of what picture you show. However, you, my dear friend, are the one who boasts of the french whore...I prefer to have nothing to do with either. Your standards are obviously pretty damn low.

ymifrench wrote:

we must admit that his lady will not damage the reputation of our country.

. . . . . So you admit she never bathes and has hairy armpits? Hardly something to boast about wouldn't you say?

I've not seen hairy armpits on a Frog lady since 1975. The French lead the world in hygiene products for hair and body. Plus, of course, the smellies for the intimate parts and armpits of the populace. Only a few stink like a peasant anymore. I encountered a waft a year or so back on a hot day, in the supermarket. Fuck me, did they ever chuck up! The French created western body hygiene. The Chinks and Wogs were centuries ahead of us.

pippin wrote:

I've not seen hairy armpits on a Frog lady since 1975.

Last time you got laid?

pippin wrote:

ymifrench wrote:

we must admit that his lady will not damage the reputation of our country.

. . . . . So you admit she never bathes and has hairy armpits? Hardly something to boast about wouldn't you say?

I've not seen hairy armpits on a Frog lady since 1975. The French lead the world in hygiene products for hair and body. Plus, of course, the smellies for the intimate parts and armpits of the populace. Only a few stink like a peasant anymore. I encountered a waft a year or so back on a hot day, in the supermarket. Fuck me, did they ever chuck up! The French created western body hygiene. The Chinks and Wogs were centuries ahead of us.

Fuck off stinky rapist traitor

pippin wrote:

I've not seen hairy armpits on a Frog lady since 1975.

. . . . . I've seen 'em much more recently whilst on Saint-Martin...and their sale kids were pissing in the resort's pool and shitting in the bushes....the frenchies are one step ahead of NOBODY when it comes to hygeine.

ymifrench wrote:

. . . . . I've seen 'em much more recently whilst on Saint-Martin...and their sale kids were pissing in the resort's pool and shitting in the bushes....the frenchies are one step ahead of NOBODY when it comes to hygeine.

Must have been "Sentier" people...

2 smelliest people i've met in HK both french men,

They went from an uppity midget to a drooling retard. I'm sure it will work out just fine.

Nappybonesapart wrote:

2 smelliest people i've met in HK both french men,

2 smelliest people I've met were both Scottish. One was a cab and the other the passenger next to me in a Edinburgh-Luton flight.

Nothing against the French, of course, despite their own gustatory grotesqueries (calf pancreas, blood pudding and garden slugs in garlic butter), but I tend to be wary of French invention based on their track record.

To wit:

Nicolas-Jacques Conté invented pencils in 1795, but the pencil sharpener was not invented until 1828 nor the eraser until 1839.

Louis Paul Cailletet invented something called a ‘manometer’ which could have no conceivable value to anyone but Ricky Martin.

Rudolf Diesel invented a stinky engine that runs on stinky fuel which now costs more than stink-free regular.

Gustave Eiffel invented the Eiffel Tower, which looks like an erect pickled deer penis.

intoxreport.com . . .

Caz 1 of yours was a diplomat at a Chinese wedding, all the expats were put on 1 table, i was opposite your chap

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simplefrench wrote:

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At last.

crapaudazur wrote:

Just to be fair with Hollande, we must admit that his lady will not damage the reputation of our country.

Oh là là, Oh là là là là là là, qu’elle est belle!

simplefrench wrote:

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You posted a salute of your brain !

It is much larger than I expected !