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France's strange-but-true parliamentary candidates (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By FrogFryer Comments: 39926, member since Wed Apr 16, 2003
On Fri Jun 01, 2012 12:15 PM
French voters say this year's parliamentary election campaign has thus far been bland, so FRANCE 24 takes a look at the oddball candidates trying to spice up the race.

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"All aboard!" Convinced there was not enough swashbuckling in the legislative poll, Kevin Cornet of the Fwench Ass Pirate Party has set sail in the Val-de-Marne, southeast of Paris. But where's the parrot?.....up his ass
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Céline Bara, a professional pornography actress from the southwest Ariège department, proposes a full-frontal election programme: antitheism, communism, libertarianism and...pornocracy.


more here
www.france24.com . . .

10 Replies to France's strange-but-true parliamentary candidates

re: France's strange-but-true parliamentary candidates en>fr fr>en
By mandr Comments: 946, member since Tue Dec 13, 2005
On Fri Jun 01, 2012 12:47 PM
are you a regular reader of france24.com? just asking
re: France's strange-but-true parliamentary candidates en>fr fr>en
By FrogFryer Comments: 39926, member since Wed Apr 16, 2003
On Fri Jun 01, 2012 12:54 PM
sometimes

why ?

are you going to go into one of them retarded euro rants about americans ala "fox news"


most here read or breeze through a wide array of news sources
re: France's strange-but-true parliamentary candidates (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By ArthurH Comments: 21324, member since Thu Oct 17, 2002
On Fri Jun 01, 2012 01:45 PM
The pirate party is more a Scandinavian Kraut thing than a French thing
re: France's strange-but-true parliamentary candidates (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By WilyB Comments: 29780, member since Sat Apr 26, 2003
On Fri Jun 01, 2012 03:53 PM
ArthurH wrote:

The pirate party is more a Scandinavian Kraut thing than a French thing


That and who would blindly follow a guy with a patch on one eye and a hat on the other one? :D
re: France's strange-but-true parliamentary candidates en>fr fr>en
By PopsFrost Comments: 12271, member since Mon Jan 21, 2008
On Fri Jun 01, 2012 03:57 PM
ArthurH wrote:

The pirate party is more a Scandinavian Kraut thing than a French thing


The Butt-Pirate Party, held in Artie's mom's garage, is strictly fronch though.
re: France's strange-but-true parliamentary candidates en>fr fr>en
By Nappybonesapart Comments: 18438, member since Fri Aug 27, 2004
On Fri Jun 01, 2012 05:06 PM
german pirate party follows our Spike


"My Little Pony," a nearly 30-year-old animated series about the friendship of a handful of ponies, is incorporated into the Rules of Procedure of the Pirate Party in the Berlin state legislature. When discussion gets heated, any pirate can move to look at an episode of the children’s TV series, in order to calm things down.
* * * * * * *
Berlin, 15 November: Berlin State Parliament group meeting. The Pirates can't agree on whom they want to delegate to the committees of the House of Representatives. Then the parliamentary secretary Martin Delius speaks up:

"Is it possible to place a request for Pony Time?" 

"Yes." 

"Then I make a procedural motion for Pony Time." 


Session leader and parliamentary leader Andreas Baum is not impressed: 


re: France's strange-but-true parliamentary candidates en>fr fr>en
By FrogFryer Comments: 39926, member since Wed Apr 16, 2003
On Fri Jun 01, 2012 06:02 PM
Nappybonesapart wrote:

german pirate party follows our Spike


"My Little Pony," a nearly 30-year-old animated series about the friendship of a handful of ponies, is incorporated into the Rules of Procedure of the Pirate Party in the Berlin state legislature. When discussion gets heated, any pirate can move to look at an episode of the children’s TV series, in order to calm things down.
* * * * * * *
Berlin, 15 November: Berlin State Parliament group meeting. The Pirates can't agree on whom they want to delegate to the committees of the House of Representatives. Then the parliamentary secretary Martin Delius speaks up:

"Is it possible to place a request for Pony Time?" 

"Yes." 

"Then I make a procedural motion for Pony Time." 


Session leader and parliamentary leader Andreas Baum is not impressed: 






we really didnt drop enough bombs on these people

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re: France's strange-but-true parliamentary candidates en>fr fr>en
By muhad_eezbaq Comments: 4591, member since Wed Apr 11, 2007
On Fri Jun 01, 2012 06:07 PM
Nappybonesapart wrote:


"My Little Pony," a nearly 30-year-old animated series about the friendship of a handful of ponies, is incorporated into the Rules of Procedure of the Pirate Party in the Berlin state legislature. When discussion gets heated, any pirate can move to look at an episode of the children’s TV series, in order to calm things down.
* * * * * * *
Berlin, 15 November: Berlin State Parliament group meeting. The Pirates can't agree on whom they want to delegate to the committees of the House of Representatives. Then the parliamentary secretary Martin Delius speaks up:

"Is it possible to place a request for Pony Time?" 

"Yes." 

"Then I make a procedural motion for Pony Time." 


Session leader and parliamentary leader Andreas Baum is not impressed: 




I made my choice.
re: France's strange-but-true parliamentary candidates en>fr fr>en
By GhostDivision Comments: 5562, member since Thu Feb 09, 2006
On Fri Jun 01, 2012 08:11 PM
ArthurH wrote:

The pirate party is more a Scandinavian Kraut thing than a French thing


Just let them know when Walloony idiots like yourself or your Frog cousins feel like getting a good ass kicking. I'm sure that they'll gladly oblige. :D
re: France's strange-but-true parliamentary candidates en>fr fr>en
By FrogKillrmember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 9354, member since Mon May 05, 2003
On Sat Jun 02, 2012 05:49 PM
...a full-frontal election programme: antitheism, communism, libertarianism and...pornocracy.

Why even mention the first two. France already has them nailed.

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