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Yurrup: Stop stand-up urination for men, Swedish politicians urge (karma: 5)  en>fr fr>en
By MadRusski Comments: 40591, member since Mon Aug 16, 2004
On Sun Jun 17, 2012 04:36 PM
A Swedish political party is taking a stand against upright urination. At a county council meeting Monday, the Left Party, or Vänsterpartiet, tabled a motion that would require office washrooms to be genderless with a sit-down-only requirement, reported the news agency Tidningarnas Telegrambyrå.

For men who might refuse to comply, party representatives suggested a separate set of toilets clearly labeled for stand-up urination only.

Vänsterpartiet, known as a socialist and feminist organization, believes seated urination is healthier for men and more hygienic for both sexes.

Party speakers cited medical research they said shows men empty their bladders more efficiently while seated. Improved bladder evacuation reduces the risk for prostate problems, according to the party. It also helps men who sit rather than stand achieve a longer and healthier sex life, it said.

Viggo Hansen, a substitute council member who authored the motion, told Sveriges Television that that the move does not represent an attempt to meddle in the bathroom habits of citizens.

"That's not what we're doing. We want to give men the option of going into a clean toilet," he said.

What are your thoughts on this motion? Let us know in the comment section below.


This is Sweden, peeps

Image hotlink - 'http://www.nordicdesignblog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/swiss-army-heraldic-lion.jpg'

Protests from female soldiers have led to the Swedish military removing the penis of a heraldic lion depicted on the Nordic Battlegroup's coat of arms.

he armed forces agreed to emasculate the lion after a group of women from the rapid reaction force lodged a complaint to the European Court of Justice, Göteborgs-Posten reports.

But although the army was eventually happy to make the changes in the interests of gender equality, the artist who designed the insignia was less than pleased.

"A heraldic lion is a powerful and stately figure with its genitalia intact and I cannot approve an edited image," Vladimir A Sagerlund from the National Archives told Göteborgs-Posten.

Sagerlund blasted the army for making changes to the coat of arms without his permission.

"The army lacks knowledge about heraldry. Once upon a time coats of arms containing lions without genitalia were given to those who betrayed the Crown," said Sagerlund.


LOL!!!! Yurrup!

25 Replies to Yurrup: Stop stand-up urination for men, Swedish politicians urge

re: Yurrup: Stop stand-up urination for men, Swedish politicians urge (karma: 4)  en>fr fr>en
By Trafalgar Comments: 10424, member since Wed Aug 17, 2005
On Sun Jun 17, 2012 05:03 PM
Yeah, Swedes are strange like that.

They also think it's wrong to test chemical weapons on slavic rats.

But that's 'protestants' for you, the PC faggot cunts.
re: Yurrup: Stop stand-up urination for men, Swedish politicians urge (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By MadRusski Comments: 40591, member since Mon Aug 16, 2004
On Sun Jun 17, 2012 05:14 PM
Shut up, you reek what you just ate from the soiled diaper of your father in law.

Testing chemical weapons? Ukraine or Russia might do some of that on Spics. They are lower than animals anyway. They have the technology. Spics on the other hand have shit.And keep begging for handouts. Bitchslap!
re: Yurrup: Stop stand-up urination for men, Swedish politicians urge (karma: 5)  en>fr fr>en
By unclebernie Comments: 5414, member since Mon Feb 28, 2005
On Sun Jun 17, 2012 08:59 PM
Edited by unclebernie (76350) on 2012-06-17 20:59:57
For men who might refuse to comply, party representatives suggested a separate set of toilets clearly labeled for stand-up urination only.


ya already do ya crazy motherfuckers! it's called a fucking urinal! peas and rice you yurps are in-fucking-sane!!!
re: Yurrup: Stop stand-up urination for men, Swedish politicians urge (karma: 5)  en>fr fr>en
By tozer Comments: 17866, member since Wed Nov 19, 2003
On Sun Jun 17, 2012 09:01 PM
I wonder how easy it is to get laid in Sweden. Something tells me their women are unimpressed by their men.
re: Yurrup: Stop stand-up urination for men, Swedish politicians urge (karma: 5)  en>fr fr>en
By lord_of_the_air Comments: 6749, member since Sun Nov 14, 2004
On Sun Jun 17, 2012 09:33 PM
And here,I never knew swedes had penises!
re: Yurrup: Stop stand-up urination for men, Swedish politicians urge (karma: 8)  en>fr fr>en
By ECs_Bro Comments: 1465, member since Sun Oct 23, 2011
On Mon Jun 18, 2012 12:28 AM
Swedes are fun to beat up. There was a battalion of them in Cyprus when I was there in the 80's, downtown Nicosia on a Friday night was a brawling free for all. They are fat, and I shit you not, slap! No fist, a slap! Fucking hillarious! The Brits though were a match, one on one, generally no problem, 5 on one, it's a trip to the hospital. We had a rule, we travelled in groups of 4 +. I still have a big scar under my left eye from getting whacked with an ashtray from some fucking Royal Scot in a gin mill on Regina street.
re: Yurrup: Stop stand-up urination for men, Swedish politicians urge (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By Johnny_Ola Comments: 10243, member since Sat Apr 28, 2007
On Mon Jun 18, 2012 09:44 AM
rotests from female soldiers have led to the Swedish military removing the penis of a heraldic lion depicted on the Nordic Battlegroup's coat of arms.


What about the mane? They need to shave that off too!
re: Yurrup: Stop stand-up urination for men, Swedish politicians urge (karma: 3)  en>fr fr>en
By TexanForever Comments: 21015, member since Thu Jun 10, 2004
On Mon Jun 18, 2012 02:38 PM
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... time for a good old-fashioned Nordic berserker ragnarok




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re: Yurrup: Stop stand-up urination for men, Swedish politicians urge en>fr fr>en
By tozer Comments: 17866, member since Wed Nov 19, 2003
On Mon Jun 18, 2012 04:29 PM
Johnny_Ola wrote:

rotests from female soldiers have led to the Swedish military removing the penis of a heraldic lion depicted on the Nordic Battlegroup's coat of arms.


What about the mane? They need to shave that off too!


Soon Swedish men will be shaving their armpits and leg hair.
re: Yurrup: Stop stand-up urination for men, Swedish politicians urge (karma: 6)  en>fr fr>en
By VAVD Comments: 4272, member since Wed Nov 25, 2009
On Mon Jun 18, 2012 04:33 PM
tozer wrote:


Soon Swedish men will be shaving their armpits and leg hair.


That will be so people don't mistake them for Frenchwomen.
re: Yurrup: Stop stand-up urination for men, Swedish politicians urge en>fr fr>en
By Mouse Comments: 21429, member since Wed May 25, 2005
On Mon Jun 18, 2012 04:39 PM
So we'll just piss all over the toilet seat and the floor.

Brilliant idea..
re: Yurrup: Stop stand-up urination for men, Swedish politicians urge (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By bloodhoundmember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 6213, member since Thu Jan 05, 2006
On Tue Jun 19, 2012 07:01 AM
Lol, this is hilarious! Are the Swedes trying to outdo the French in Whimpism or something? Three articles today about the Swedes! My nephew lives in Sweden, owns a cafe. And having to cut the lions pecker off is really going too far. How long has it been their Coat of Arms? A few hundred years?
re: Yurrup: Stop stand-up urination for men, Swedish politicians urge (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By martsy Comments: 3549, member since Mon May 19, 2003
On Thu Jun 21, 2012 02:58 AM
Sweden is good example of a society, where women have got power :)
feminist stupidities all the way, there is no such idiotic PC idea they would not come forward with

they compete about who is more progressive, who is not

I've seen Swedish men fight though, when they get drunk it's not so rare, they are better fighters than the Danes... at least :)
re: Yurrup: Stop stand-up urination for men, Swedish politicians urge (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By Lily42 Comments: 7321, member since Mon Jul 26, 2004
On Thu Jun 21, 2012 05:02 AM
bloodhound wrote:

How long has it been their Coat of Arms? A few hundred years?

Out of the four years that battlegroup exists, I'd say, four years.
re: Yurrup: Stop stand-up urination for men, Swedish politicians urge en>fr fr>en
By martsy Comments: 3549, member since Mon May 19, 2003
On Thu Jun 21, 2012 06:26 AM
Once upon a time coats of arms containing lions without genitalia were given to those who betrayed the Crown," said Sagerlund.


how symbolic
re: Yurrup: Stop stand-up urination for men, Swedish politicians urge (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By Stonewall Comments: 8360, member since Tue Jan 04, 2005
On Thu Jun 21, 2012 10:07 AM
TexanForever wrote:

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... time for a good old-fashioned Nordic berserker ragnarok




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Not gonna happen. All the Swedes with the necessary balls sailed away on long ships and never came back.
re: Yurrup: Stop stand-up urination for men, Swedish politicians urge en>fr fr>en
By pippin Comments: 9792, member since Mon Jan 19, 2009
On Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:56 AM
Mouse wrote:

So we'll just piss all over the toilet seat and the floor.

Brilliant idea..
You need to get the point, Mouse. If you sit down to take a piss, you WONT be pissing on the seat or floor! Get it right, fuckwit! :? Duh!
re: Yurrup: Stop stand-up urination for men, Swedish politicians urge (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By pippin Comments: 9792, member since Mon Jan 19, 2009
On Thu Jun 21, 2012 12:25 PM
My problem these days is I cannot see my todger, so to avoid pissing on the carpet and porcelain, I prefer to sit down. Not masculine, I agree but I don't want to piss off my cleaner. Only the first piss of the day, before the pain killers kick in do I apply this technique. For further pisses I adopt the normal stand up proceedure and retract the foreskin for an accurate jet! Public urinals are the most logical receptacle for male urination. I once knew a lady who tied to piss in one, but ended up pissing down her legs. Not squatting made her pissflaps fail. :P
re: Yurrup: Stop stand-up urination for men, Swedish politicians urge en>fr fr>en
By feathersmember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 9480, member since Sun Jul 22, 2007
On Thu Jun 21, 2012 12:48 PM
Edited by feathers (80773) on 2012-06-21 12:55:01
Is this because they don't want to clean the bathrooms? Hello?

Cleaning bathrooms is a no-no for Swedes? No Ukrainian immigrants to do the job? WTF?
re: Yurrup: Stop stand-up urination for men, Swedish politicians urge (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By pippin Comments: 9792, member since Mon Jan 19, 2009
On Thu Jun 21, 2012 01:02 PM
My late wife tried to avoid public LAVATORIES because ladies, the dirty cunts, pissed on the seats and floor as well. :]
re: Yurrup: Stop stand-up urination for men, Swedish politicians urge (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By JacquesOff Comments: 5623, member since Sun May 09, 2004
On Thu Jun 21, 2012 07:04 PM
unclebernie wrote:

For men who might refuse to comply, party representatives suggested a separate set of toilets clearly labeled for stand-up urination only.


ya already do ya crazy motherfuckers! it's called a fucking urinal! peas and rice you yurps are in-fucking-sane!!!


Yeah, I don't know what is worse. Not being advanced enough for urinals or the requirement that they need to put signage on the urinals so they don't try to shit in them.
re: Yurrup: Stop stand-up urination for men, Swedish politicians urge en>fr fr>en
By pippin Comments: 9792, member since Mon Jan 19, 2009
On Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:41 AM
JacquesOff wrote:

unclebernie wrote:

For men who might refuse to comply, party representatives suggested a separate set of toilets clearly labeled for stand-up urination only.


ya already do ya crazy motherfuckers! it's called a fucking urinal! peas and rice you yurps are in-fucking-sane!!!


Yeah, I don't know what is worse. Not being advanced enough for urinals or the requirement that they need to put signage on the urinals so they don't try to shit in them.
The Chavette of the UK is one fat, ugly beast. They will piss anywhere and I would not be surprised if they were to dump in a urinal, if some cunt before had pissed on the seat and surrounds before. Wiping their arses on the bags holding their Big Macs or similar. :P Nice!
re: Yurrup: Stop stand-up urination for men, Swedish politicians urge (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By ECs_Bro Comments: 1465, member since Sun Oct 23, 2011
On Sat Jun 23, 2012 12:26 AM
pippin wrote:

My problem these days is I cannot see my todger, so to avoid pissing on the carpet and porcelain, I prefer to sit down. Not masculine, I agree but I don't want to piss off my cleaner. Only the first piss of the day, before the pain killers kick in do I apply this technique. For further pisses I adopt the normal stand up proceedure and retract the foreskin for an accurate jet! Public urinals are the most logical receptacle for male urination. I once knew a lady who tied to piss in one, but ended up pissing down her legs. Not squatting made her pissflaps fail. :P


Please kill yourself.
re: Yurrup: Stop stand-up urination for men, Swedish politicians urge en>fr fr>en
By Bat2 Comments: 5296, member since Wed May 25, 2011
On Sat Jun 23, 2012 12:32 AM
My niece lives outside of Stockholm. She is seeing the demise of that culture and sends me reports about it monthly. The days of Saab, Volvo and Abba supremacy are long gone. Socialism comes back to collect the bills sooner or later.
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