  FF Pub Do you like Self-Checkout Counters ? (karma: 7)
en>fr fr>en By JFrum Comments: 4815, member since Sat Nov 19, 2011On Mon Jul 16, 2012 01:38 PM
I mean those of you without servants.Next it'll be self stock the shelves and self bring the carts inside. 50 Replies to Do you like Self-Checkout Counters ? |
re: Do you like Self-Checkout Counters ? en>fr fr>en By Mouse Comments: 21429, member since Wed May 25, 2005On Mon Jul 16, 2012 01:48 PM
JFrum wrote:
I mean those of you without servants.Next it'll be self stock the shelves and self bring the carts inside.
Fuck that shit...I bring 15 items to the 10 counter...are you kidding me...self checkout...wot lurks... |
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en>fr fr>en By SevenSeventeen Comments: 15150, member since Tue Apr 22, 2003On Mon Jul 16, 2012 02:02 PM
I'm okay with it as one less unionized drone I have deal with.
However, Seattle just went plastic bagless (any shit that happens in Kalifornia makes it's way here....fricking idiots).
So now I to remember to bring the stupid 'reusable' bag with me and here's the kicker. The scanners are set to barf and go Code Red when there is so as a 10th of a miligram over weight on your scanned items. So the bag skews the readers and than......you have to call for a unionized drone......to come reset the fricking thing.
I asked the unionized drone 'god damn it, why the hell do you have these stupid things if they can't read the bag weight?'.
But it's only in Seattle and if you go the burbs to do your grocery shopping they still give you plastic bags (which I always throw into the ocean to kill fish and dolphins and shit).
Libtards are insane. |
re: Do you like Self-Checkout Counters ? en>fr fr>en By lord_of_the_air Comments: 6762, member since Sun Nov 14, 2004On Mon Jul 16, 2012 02:06 PM
I usually choose the self check out option,less jibber jabber and quicker. |
re: Do you like Self-Checkout Counters ? en>fr fr>en By trainer Comments: 6106, member since Tue Mar 29, 2005On Mon Jul 16, 2012 02:23 PM
Absolutely Not.
Give your crap to the cute little girl behind the register while another cute little girl bags it.
Swipe your card.
Done.
Fuck them Self-Checkout thingies. They ain't paying me to shop in their store. |
re: Do you like Self-Checkout Counters ? en>fr fr>en By OldLyme Comments: 38494, member since Fri Jun 04, 2004On Mon Jul 16, 2012 02:25 PM
 However, Seattle just went plastic bagless
What do you carry your dog shit in? |
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en>fr fr>en By Whatchamacallit  Comments: 40511, member since Fri Nov 14, 2003On Mon Jul 16, 2012 02:26 PM
Same with banks and automatic tellers. They now also talk of replacing airline pilots by unmanned aircraft.
Next, the White House. Surely a machine would do better than Obanania !
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en>fr fr>en By SevenSeventeen Comments: 15150, member since Tue Apr 22, 2003On Mon Jul 16, 2012 02:28 PM
OldLyme wrote:
However, Seattle just went plastic bagless
What do you carry your dog shit in?
Due to belt tightening and the poor economy I had to gas the dog  |
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en>fr fr>en By pippin Comments: 9810, member since Mon Jan 19, 2009On Mon Jul 16, 2012 02:34 PM
In France, we have been plastic bag free for years. None to be seen in the hedgerows, unlike England where places like Waitrose were still dishing them out, the last time I visited one. The English countryside is fucked by plastic bags and the dumping by fly tippers. We have our decheteries where we can take our waste to dump in the appropriate skip from an elevated drive on platform. France is years ahead of England in waste management. Britain is a well fucked up place! The US I cannot comment on, as I haven't been for years, but I do remember the visual pollution of commercial signage, which is rife wherever one goes. That and the crude overhead power lines, so whenever Mother Nature gets stroppy, you are fucked for power. Funny that, for the Yanks who think they are the world leaders in technology and living standards. Of course, a load of old cobblers!  |
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en>fr fr>en By OldLyme Comments: 38494, member since Fri Jun 04, 2004On Mon Jul 16, 2012 02:35 PM
SevenSeventeen wrote:
OldLyme wrote:
However, Seattle just went plastic bagless
What do you carry your dog shit in?
Due to belt tightening and the poor economy I had to gas the dog 
Pippin can set you up with a french pussy from under his porch. |
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en>fr fr>en By pippin Comments: 9810, member since Mon Jan 19, 2009On Mon Jul 16, 2012 02:38 PM
Edited by pippin (81935) on 2012-07-16 14:51:14
OldLyme wrote:
However, Seattle just went plastic bagless
What do you carry your dog shit in? You get them from the pet section of the supermarket. Not difficult unless you are a fuckwit. You have a smallish plastic bag that you put your hand in to grab the turds. You then reverse the operation and release the shit into the bag while turning it inside out. Easy if your dog is not suffering from the runs, eh!  |
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en>fr fr>en By SevenSeventeen Comments: 15150, member since Tue Apr 22, 2003On Mon Jul 16, 2012 02:40 PM
 I have often pondered why we insist dog walkers pick up their dogshit and put it in a plastic bag.
Then they throw the bag of dogshit in the grass or sidewalk.
So now instead of a biodegradable pile of dogshit. You have a pile of biodegradable dogshit in a plastic bag that will take like 10,000 years to degrade.
I just can't understand it.... |
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en>fr fr>en By OldLyme Comments: 38494, member since Fri Jun 04, 2004On Mon Jul 16, 2012 02:51 PM
SevenSeventeen wrote:
I have often pondered why we insist dog walkers pick up their dogshit and put it in a plastic bag.
Then they throw the bag of dogshit in the grass or sidewalk.
So now instead of a biodegradable pile of dogshit. You have a pile of biodegradable dogshit in a plastic bag that will take like 10,000 years to degrade.
I just can't understand it....
When I see people walking around with bags of dog shit, I know that the backbone of this country has been broken.
...and don't get me started on boneless chicken! |
re: Do you like Self-Checkout Counters ? en>fr fr>en By AllahBlowsPigs  Comments: 5166, member since Tue Dec 21, 2004On Mon Jul 16, 2012 02:54 PM
trainer wrote:
Absolutely Not.
Give your crap to the cute little girl behind the register while another cute little girl bags it.
Swipe your card.
Done.
Fuck them Self-Checkout thingies. They ain't paying me to shop in their store.
Cute? Where the fuck do you live? We have drooling retards, like Wily, bagging groceries here.
I hate the self check out when they first started, but if there's nobody using it I like it. It's when there's a line for them that blows. |
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en>fr fr>en By lord_of_the_air Comments: 6762, member since Sun Nov 14, 2004On Mon Jul 16, 2012 02:56 PM
pippin wrote:
OldLyme wrote:
However, Seattle just went plastic bagless
What do you carry your dog shit in? You get them from the pet section of the supermarket. Not difficult unless you are a fuckwit. You have a smallish plastic bag that you put your hand in to grab the turds. You then reverse the operation and release the shit into the bag while turning it inside out. Easy if your dog is not suffering from the runs, eh! 
Now there's an idea! Have you tried stuffing your balls in one of those? Of course you have..... |
re: Do you like Self-Checkout Counters ? en>fr fr>en By pippin Comments: 9810, member since Mon Jan 19, 2009On Mon Jul 16, 2012 03:04 PM
I can't be done with self-checkouts. They still have to be manned by a staff member to sort out the punters' fuckups! She may as well man an express checkout with a surcharge for more than ten items. I have been a retailer and that is wot I would do. One has to be one step ahead of the customer! Cunning thieves, fuck them!  |
re: Do you like Self-Checkout Counters ? en>fr fr>en By pippin Comments: 9810, member since Mon Jan 19, 2009On Mon Jul 16, 2012 03:15 PM
SevenSeventeen wrote:
I have often pondered why we insist dog walkers pick up their dogshit and put it in a plastic bag.
Then they throw the bag of dogshit in the grass or sidewalk.
So now instead of a biodegradable pile of dogshit. You have a pile of biodegradable dogshit in a plastic bag that will take like 10,000 years to degrade.
I just can't understand it.... The bags are biodegradable, and there should be bins to receive the bagged dog shit, collected on a weekly basis: providing the bins are big enough. There will always be trolls trying to fuck up the system. Ignore the cunts!  |
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en>fr fr>en By FrogFryer Comments: 39926, member since Wed Apr 16, 2003On Mon Jul 16, 2012 03:41 PM
Edited by FrogFryer (63085) on 2012-07-16 15:48:06
Oh Jesus
Hooray now you'll do thread after thread if I answer them
You're the king of the internet.
carry on super size. I'll try and give ya some new material to but first I have be my usual foul mouthed self so the idiots can go look he's mad.
We prefer the term domestic ..
Donald frump.
home depot?
Is that where ya find your section 8 illegals ?
Theirs a couple of other " conservatives" On the board who take /took in section 8.
Yooose guys is just Like Da niggas,spics,and white trash with ebt cards that you'll cry about all day long.
You're no different from them. You're collecting a welfare check.
Congratulations you're drains on society, proud parts of a larger problem that you'll fuckin bitch about all day long , and basically just niggers.
Most landlords taking in section 8 usually bleed the state for more then the places would rent on the open market..... and laugh when they kill bugs. for most boys Ripping the wings off of houseflys got old by age 6
Sorry I said nigger
In frumps case its fat nigger
the poor and some of the white trash so called middle class needs to be fucking purged
Let's see
some News....
Braggin /
I don't have the heart to tell anyone that besides every print I've been running All the new ones ive done that is sold out.
also certain high yeild debt picks have been Phenom sinCe the beginning of the year.
bragging off/
Especially with all the bank (hint)  bashing going on.... by myself included .
Global would stroke out
while They Still wonder where some of the money that the banks grabbed went lol
It's rare i mention picks anyway. Why do The rich kick puppies? because if we lose people who listened to us give us The guff.
Not a nice or forgiving environment for a small retail invester anyway .
for the Nimble ,tactical, and the ballsy .
Some expecting it to turn sour shortly anyway
What else
Some more news material ....
I'm on my 5 th iced coffee of the day
Bragging on/
I can drink it till my stomach churns and it comes out of my nose
Maxwell house, El Pico, tasters choice, chock full of nuts , coffee, coffee! COFFEE! !!
Junkie off/
Will one of you enlightened non greedy euro retards bUy flupuke a mattress already
Cloud?
Maybe we can get flupuke on section 8...should be easy if we spray paint him brown
,rename him J'ose o'le then sneak him into Vegas.
I pledge the paint...... big Spender wot
Cloud will get him a bed frump will get a welfare check ,and flupuke will have a new place to sleep.
There frump that should give ya plenty to GIF
and just Wait a second
you guys go into stores and actually check yourselves out?
The whole shabang ?
And then bag?
baggin on/
Do yas stock shelves to?
Push carts together from all over the parking lot ?
Hope for a tip when ya carry Mrs manetti's bags to her car?
Expect an employee discount on pimple cream?
Baggin off/
coffee |
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en>fr fr>en By Mouse Comments: 21429, member since Wed May 25, 2005On Mon Jul 16, 2012 03:47 PM
You know we shoot New York niggers like you... |
re: Do you like Self-Checkout Counters ? en>fr fr>en By FrogFryer Comments: 39926, member since Wed Apr 16, 2003On Mon Jul 16, 2012 04:06 PM
that's another welfare check taker.
I didn't know it was a section 8 "enterprise "
I thought ya just let people down on their luck flop..
I got 4 of yas now |
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en>fr fr>en By hungNV Comments: 1518, member since Sat Jun 26, 2004On Mon Jul 16, 2012 04:25 PM
SevenSeventeen wrote:
I have often pondered why we insist dog walkers pick up their dogshit ...
I just can't understand it....
Here's the reason why mother fucker: common respect.
Nobody likes it when a dirty ass dog comes along and shits on their lawn. And it's worse when the dog is being walked by some inconsiderate jack ass who thinks he's doing the neighborhood a favor by smiling and waiving to everyone along the way.
I spend too much time maintaining my lawn to let some dirty ass dog take a shit. So if it's too much trouble to clean up after your dog, or walk around with your dog's stinky shit, then get rid of your dog, give it up for adoption, or give it to chinks. I don't give a fuck what you do with your dog. Just don't expect others to like picking up your animal's feces. |
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en>fr fr>en By SevenSeventeen Comments: 15150, member since Tue Apr 22, 2003On Mon Jul 16, 2012 05:04 PM
hungNV wrote:
SevenSeventeen wrote:
I have often pondered why we insist dog walkers pick up their dogshit ...
I just can't understand it....
Here's the reason why mother fucker: common respect.
Nobody likes it when a dirty ass dog comes along and shits on their lawn. And it's worse when the dog is being walked by some inconsiderate jack ass who thinks he's doing the neighborhood a favor by smiling and waiving to everyone along the way.
I spend too much time maintaining my lawn to let some dirty ass dog take a shit. So if it's too much trouble to clean up after your dog, or walk around with your dog's stinky shit, then get rid of your dog, give it up for adoption, or give it to chinks. I don't give a fuck what you do with your dog. Just don't expect others to like picking up your animal's feces.
So now the punks throw plastic bags of dog shit on your lawn. Does that it better for you retard?
Eat (dog)shit  |
re: Do you like Self-Checkout Counters ? en>fr fr>en By lookanlearn Comments: 10027, member since Sun Jun 10, 2007On Mon Jul 16, 2012 05:19 PM
Checkouts?
Isn`t that what wives are for?
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re: Do you like Self-Checkout Counters ? en>fr fr>en By pippin Comments: 9810, member since Mon Jan 19, 2009On Mon Jul 16, 2012 05:43 PM
hungNV wrote:
SevenSeventeen wrote:
I have often pondered why we insist dog walkers pick up their dogshit ...
I just can't understand it....
Here's the reason why mother fucker: common respect.
Nobody likes it when a dirty ass dog comes along and shits on their lawn. And it's worse when the dog is being walked by some inconsiderate jack ass who thinks he's doing the neighborhood a favor by smiling and waiving to everyone along the way.
I spend too much time maintaining my lawn to let some dirty ass dog take a shit. So if it's too much trouble to clean up after your dog, or walk around with your dog's stinky shit, then get rid of your dog, give it up for adoption, or give it to chinks. I don't give a fuck what you do with your dog. Just don't expect others to like picking up your animal's feces. Ever thought of putting up a fence?  |
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en>fr fr>en By JFrum Comments: 4815, member since Sat Nov 19, 2011On Mon Jul 16, 2012 06:33 PM
FrogFryer wrote:
that's another welfare check taker.
I didn't know it was a section 8 "enterprise "
I thought ya just let people down on their luck flop..
I got 4 of yas now
Vince heres another scam ya can pull. You get a shitload of coupons and go to the nigga cashier and they wont check whats in the cart.Or on the 1st a midnight go to the supercenter and let
foodstamp meat nigga get you shit fo 50 cent on the dollar.Now thats livin High High on nigga pie. |