AmericanLaFrance wrote:

Apparently Akeem refused to taste test dishes from Pippin's new book "Cooking with semen".

Perpetuating the myth, noob karma whore, eh? Another child within our ranks. Twot-clogging turd.

pippin wrote:

AmericanLaFrance wrote:

Apparently Akeem refused to taste test dishes from Pippin's new book "Cooking with semen".

Perpetuating the myth, noob karma whore, eh? Another child within our ranks. Twot-clogging turd.

The thought of cooking with semen making you hungry Pippin?

AmericanLaFrance wrote:

pippin wrote:

AmericanLaFrance wrote:

Apparently Akeem refused to taste test dishes from Pippin's new book "Cooking with semen".

Perpetuating the myth, noob karma whore, eh? Another child within our ranks. Twot-clogging turd.

The thought of cooking with semen making you hungry Pippin?

As I said above.

pippin wrote:

Perpetuating the myth, noob karma whore, eh? Another child within our ranks.

Pippin, you'd make life on yourself, and on society at large, much easier if you would only confess.

What's the good of acting pure and innocent when the world and his cousin knows of your crimes.

The purpose of this thread was just to get the record right so as to help grieving families make a closure.



PS: I hope Iqtbal suffered less than Akeem.

Poor, poor Akeem

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i had the body of David- Chippin

www.fuckfrance.com . . .


presumably David is buried with Akeem and Iqbal

Short point to note.

Once the time is served or there has been 10 years since on alleged offence, then the former perp is entitled to a clean slate.

Otherwise you encourage more Akeem cases as pepople need to feel they can get on with their life?

Do you want the world to be constantly on your case for a parking fine?
Akeem was a muzz fuck anyway, was he not?

jeanv wrote:

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Yes, Pippin is vile, vulgar, a murderer and a rapist. But there is some devious cunning in the old beast.

Because at the end of the day, he is still at large. Free to commit ever more crimes and misdemeanors.

All the while parading his disgusting acts from thread to thread, and yet, walking scot free. Why?

I think we have our own laziness to blame. We never took the time to systematically compile Pippin's ugly deeds.



Enough is enough! I'm calling on all decent, civic-minded e-citizens to pin Pippin's crimes on him.



The pic above is a screen shot of the charges the region of Bordeaux is pressing against the scoundrel.

But I fear they missed some counts. So I drew up the Excel chart which I will update with your inputs.

Feel free to suggest other charges, increases in penalty for each offense, links to confessions, etc..

Let's all unite to further the cause of justice. And retribution.









PS; in compliance with European laws, I only mentioned prison sentences in the spreadsheet.

But of course, only one sentence would be truly satisfying in Pippin's case..

Error. I don't habitate Aquitaine. Fuck off to the drawing board, twatflaps!

lord_of_the_air wrote:

pippin wrote:

lord_of_the_air wrote:

pippin wrote:

Total bollocks, as usual. Why not concentrate on Obama?
Surely you have run out of mileage trying to besmirch me. You continue to try and flog that dead horse - how pathetic.
Get a life for fuck's sake, you 8th grade penis!

You like 8th grade penis....don't you?

You might!

Never touch the stuff. You seem quite the expert. Tell us how you wanked a 13 year old in public again.

Why. Do you want to wank off again?

pippin wrote:

Why. Do you want to wank off again?

Notice that he's open to it.

jeanv wrote:

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Yes, Pippin is vile, vulgar, a murderer and a rapist. But there is some devious cunning in the old beast.

Because at the end of the day, he is still at large. Free to commit ever more crimes and misdemeanors.

All the while parading his disgusting acts from thread to thread, and yet, walking scot free. Why?

I think we have our own laziness to blame. We never took the time to systematically compile Pippin's ugly deeds.



Enough is enough! I'm calling on all decent, civic-minded e-citizens to pin Pippin's crimes on him.



The pic above is a screen shot of the charges the region of Bordeaux is pressing against the scoundrel.

But I fear they missed some counts. So I drew up the Excel chart which I will update with your inputs.

Feel free to suggest other charges, increases in penalty for each offense, links to confessions, etc..

Let's all unite to further the cause of justice. And retribution.









PS; in compliance with European laws, I only mentioned prison sentences in the spreadsheet.

To any authorities perusing this fine site, a good look at this thread is needed.

You be relieved to know, these two little kids aged three and six, are alive and well. I would never harm a hair on their heads. I love them as any grand-pere would. So, I would like to have a line drawn under this topic, now we have had our jollies. I'm not their grand-pere, but I'm always here for them. Moroccan cuties!

pippin wrote:

You be relieved to know, these two little kids aged three and six, are alive and well.

...and chained in the basement.

Ol Fruity,

Morrocan.... hmmm Any of that blond hash making talent in the family?Perhapssome hash or honey oil?

faqufrance wrote:

Ol Fruity,

Morrocan.... hmmm Any of that blond hash making talent in the family?Perhapssome hash or honey oil?

Yes, I wos at their mother's pre Ramadan party. Her brothers were smoking hash. I declined as I had to drive home. I haven't smoked hash since the 90s. I should have taken a lump home with me, but I can take it or leave it. I prefer to be in control of myself!

pippin wrote:

]Yes, I wos at their mother's pre Ramadan party.
Her brothers were smoking hash.

Cool.

Brit white trash meets muslim Arab trash.

Couldn't dream a more elite social gathering..

Could you handle this?

pippin wrote:

Could you handle this?

With a ten feet barge pole, maybe.


And a gas mask would probably help.


She looks as if she hasn't had a bath or shower in years.

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She followed me home in her Beemer. I invited her in for coffee, but she wanted a legover. I sat next to her on my sofa with an urge to undress her, but I had just said goodnight to her nutter husband and kids. I thought to myself: fuck this for a lark! Where wos this going. She didn't want the coffee, just a good fucking. Something not to get involved with at my time of life. I decided to send her home. A situation I've never encountered before. I could have given her one, but wot of the consequences after. She has 4 kids at home and a husband who goes into the woods for days, because the Agen Mafia want to kill him.
I met her outside the Tabac this afternoon with her little boy she had just collected from school. He is a lovely little fellah, is Byron [not Akeem]. We kissed, as we do, and I went home. By the way, I'm invited to her's for Christmas! I don't think I can handle that! Her husband likes threesomes. No thanks! Not at my time of life, never done it. I rejected wife swapping years ago, but this is also not my scene. Her "sister" wos the nigger, Naomi, who tried to drive off in my car. Life can be very complicated, living in La France Profonde. Wot larks, eh!

jeanv wrote:

pippin wrote:

Could you handle this?

With a ten feet barge pole, maybe.


And a gas mask would probably help.


She looks as if she hasn't had a bath or shower in years.

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She smells fresh and shaves her armpits. I don't know about her snatch: I've never been down there.

pippin wrote:

She didn't want the coffee, just a good fucking.
By the way, I'm invited to her's for Christmas!
Her husband likes threesomes.

Looks like you're all set for Christmas, eh wot.


A threesome over couscous, no better way to celebrate Christmas.


(if the Agen mafia doesn't barge in to kill you all, of course)

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jeanv wrote:

pippin wrote:

She didn't want the coffee, just a good fucking.
By the way, I'm invited to her's for Christmas!
Her husband likes threesomes.

Looks like you're all set for Christmas, eh wot.


A threesome over couscous, no better way to celebrate Christmas.


(if the Agen mafia doesn't barge in to kill you all, of course)

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They are only after the Husband. I met them when they called during one of my visits. He had been gone 3 days by then. We had gone to a MacDos with the older son. When we got out of my car, he shook my hand and took off. That wos it. No luggage, just the clothes he stood up in. It's a strange world.

pippin wrote:

He is a lovely little fellah, is Byron [not Akeem]. We kissed, as we do, and I went home.

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?

He is a lovely little fellah, is Byron [not Akeem]. We kissed, as we do, and I went home.- wrote Chippin

yet more evidence, Chippin are you involved yet in the Jimmy Savile case?

whoops ALF beat me to it , but should be repeated on all similar threads

It is the custom here to kiss ones friends if they are female, and their six year sons. Nothing sexual about it. I knew you would pick up on that. That's why I posted it. To excite you sad wankers, whose only life is sitting before your screens with dick in your hand.

Nappybonesapart wrote:

He is a lovely little fellah, is Byron [not Akeem]. We kissed, as we do, and I went home.- wrote Chippin

yet more evidence, Chippin are you involved yet in the Jimmy Savile case?

whoops ALF beat me to it , but should be repeated on all similar threads

KOTR Nappy.

Jimmy and Pipp. Two peas in a pod.