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I am a Christian (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By FuhkFrenchToads Comments: 6433, member since Thu Sep 01, 2005
On Fri Sep 07, 2012 07:53 PM

Go fuck yourself. End of fucking story.

29 Replies to I am a Christian

re: I am a Christian (karma: 3)  en>fr fr>en
By Stonewall Comments: 8363, member since Tue Jan 04, 2005
On Fri Sep 07, 2012 08:07 PM
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re: I am a Christian (karma: 5)  en>fr fr>en
By bizlah Comments: 8443, member since Tue Dec 15, 2009
On Fri Sep 07, 2012 08:42 PM
I'm an atheist, but I still like you.

I'll pray for you. :D
re: I am a Christian en>fr fr>en
By Fearless_Leader Comments: 21567, member since Thu Dec 09, 2004
On Fri Sep 07, 2012 08:45 PM
FuhkFrenchToads wrote:

Go fuck yourself.

WWJD? or Say?


Probably not 'go fuck yourself'
re: I am a Christian (karma: 3)  en>fr fr>en
By bizlah Comments: 8443, member since Tue Dec 15, 2009
On Fri Sep 07, 2012 08:54 PM
Fearless_Leader wrote:

FuhkFrenchToads wrote:

Go fuck yourself.

WWJD? or Say?


Probably not 'go fuck yourself'


He would say, "Yay, go forth by the river where the reeds run as high as a camels eye, and pull on yourself until you spew forth the seed that I, Jesus Christ, and my father who art in heaven, have given you. Amen."
re: I am a Christian (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By flupkemember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 8569, member since Sun Jun 12, 2005
On Fri Sep 07, 2012 08:59 PM
Jesus is my Lord.

And I mean it.
re: I am a Christian (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By VAVD Comments: 4272, member since Wed Nov 25, 2009
On Fri Sep 07, 2012 09:06 PM
Edited by VAVD (82433) on 2012-09-07 21:07:10
flupke wrote:

Jesus is my Lord.

And I mean it.


Jesus loves everyone. Except Belgians.
re: I am a Christian en>fr fr>en
By flupkemember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 8569, member since Sun Jun 12, 2005
On Fri Sep 07, 2012 09:08 PM
Raté, VAVD, I'am french.
re: I am a Christian (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By jeanv Comments: 21361, member since Sun Sep 11, 2005
On Fri Sep 07, 2012 09:46 PM
FuhkFrenchToads wrote:

I am a Christian. Go fuck yourself. End of fucking story.


Are we to understand Christian theology recommends telling people to go fuck themselves?

Anyway, congrats on having imaginary friends in the sky: three folks, dad, son and a bird, but all three are one God. Cool.


PS: read the Old Testament lately? Pretty hot stuff. Some pretty hot pieces of advice. No wonder you tell people to fuck off.

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re: I am a Christian (karma: 7)  en>fr fr>en
By JesusChrist Comments: 15, member since Tue May 01, 2012
On Fri Sep 07, 2012 09:54 PM
jeanv wrote:


Are we to understand Christian theology recommends telling people to go fuck themselves?




Fuck you
re: I am a Christian (karma: 4)  en>fr fr>en
By GhostDivision Comments: 5516, member since Thu Feb 09, 2006
On Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:02 PM
Blasphemy report submitted-
re: I am a Christian en>fr fr>en
By lookanlearn Comments: 10000, member since Sun Jun 10, 2007
On Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:23 PM
God is from another planet.
Jesus is his DNA offspring.
The rest of us were created.
The Jews were given an opportunity of a lifetime and fuck it up.
Agnostics will be turned to forgotten nothings.

www.telegraph.co.uk . . .
Martin Rees, former president of the Royal Society, said evidence of whether beings exist not only beyond earth but beyond our solar system, could be found in that time, a newspaper reported.
Lord Rees said he believed that astro-physicists could be able to view images of distant planets outside the solar system as soon as 2025. This could potentially lead to the discovery of some form of life on them.
When asked what changes could be expected in science in the next 40 years, he said understanding more about the "origin of life, the place where it exists, and whether aliens exist, is going to be crucial", the Daily Mail reported.
The astronomer was speaking at the launch of Professor Stephen Hawking's new series Grand Design, due to begin next Thursday on the Discovery Channel.
Lord Rees, who has been Astronomer Royal - a senior position within the Royal Household offering advice to the Queen on astronomical matters - since 1995, said: "Within 10 or 20 years we will be able to image other planets like the earth, orbiting other stars.


www.walesonline.co.uk . . .
The universe could have many more planets capable of supporting alien life than previously thought, experts have revealed.

Researchers say the fabled Goldilocks Zone – the region in space where conditions are neither too hot or too cold for liquid water to form – is far bigger than originally calculated.

A team from the University of Aberdeen’s School of Geosciences has pointed out that, currently, only the surface of Goldilocks Zone planets are included in calculations.

But speaking at the British Festival of Science, the team say our own planet is teeming with sub-surface life and as a result, habitable planets could be much more widespread in the universe than previously understood.


Why do Earth scientists point out the obvious so many times as though its new news?
re: I am a Christian en>fr fr>en
By jeanv Comments: 21361, member since Sun Sep 11, 2005
On Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:23 PM
jeanv wrote:

PS: read the Old Testament lately? Pretty hot stuff. Some pretty hot pieces of advice. No wonder you tell people to fuck off.
JesusChrist wrote:

Fuck you


Looks like the New Testament got some new spicy additions just now from Jesus Christ Himself...

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re: I am a Christian en>fr fr>en
By flupkemember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 8569, member since Sun Jun 12, 2005
On Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:33 PM
Tag'l le feuj.
re: I am a Christian en>fr fr>en
By breizheals Comments: 12441, member since Mon Jul 18, 2005
On Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:40 PM
LOL @ Jesus Christ!
re: I am a Christian (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By MatoubLounesmember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 8216, member since Sun Jun 04, 2006
On Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:42 PM
I am Christian.

Image hotlink - 'http://www.positifs.org/old/jazz-passion/20-FAQs/2007-08/images/Christian-Morin-2.jpg'

Christian Morin.

Image hotlink - 'http://www.parisjazzclub.net/images/photo_concert/christian%20morin%202.jpg'

And you can suck my fat veiny cock, fool!
re: I am a Christian (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By Uncle_Ivan Comments: 2761, member since Wed Apr 12, 2006
On Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:50 PM
lookanlearn wrote:

God is from another planet.
Jesus is his DNA offspring.
The rest of us were created.
The Jews were given an opportunity of a lifetime and fuck it up.
Agnostics will be turned to forgotten nothings.


Nice to meet you, L. Ron.
re: I am a Christian en>fr fr>en
By flupkemember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 8569, member since Sun Jun 12, 2005
On Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:01 PM
re: I am a Christian en>fr fr>en
By bizlah Comments: 8443, member since Tue Dec 15, 2009
On Sat Sep 08, 2012 12:04 AM
breizheals wrote:

LOL @ Jesus Christ!


As an atheist, I still cant laugh at that childish bollocks.

Is your dad, Jagermd still robbing bloggers from this site? How bout I punch in your fuckin mouth, pussy?
re: I am a Christian (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By ibigmangmember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 19155, member since Thu Oct 06, 2005
On Sat Sep 08, 2012 01:26 AM
As I always suspected - Jean is going straight to Hell with the rest of the catho-niggers. :D
re: I am a Christian en>fr fr>en
By mamud Comments: 19573, member since Mon May 21, 2007
On Sat Sep 08, 2012 02:58 AM



A display frame containing a pair of unwashed and stained pants worn by Elvis Presley in 1977 beneath one of the singer's famous white jumpsuits waits to be sold at an auction of pop memorabilia in Stockport near Manchester

I believe Elvis is God, and I piss in your mouth
re: I am a Christian en>fr fr>en
By pippin Comments: 9810, member since Mon Jan 19, 2009
On Sat Sep 08, 2012 05:26 AM
bizlah wrote:

Fearless_Leader wrote:

FuhkFrenchToads wrote:

Go fuck yourself.

WWJD? or Say?


Probably not 'go fuck yourself'


He would say, "Yay, go forth by the river where the reeds run as high as a camels eye, and pull on yourself until you spew forth the seed that I, Jesus Christ, and my father who art in heaven, have given you. Amen."
I never read that at Sunday School or in R.E. :?
re: I am a Christian en>fr fr>en
By hungNV Comments: 1512, member since Sat Jun 26, 2004
On Sat Sep 08, 2012 03:42 PM



bizlah wrote:



...As an atheist, I still cant laugh at that....
re: I am a Christian en>fr fr>en
By poupon_le_french Comments: 29316, member since Thu Jul 24, 2003
On Sat Sep 08, 2012 03:48 PM
JesusChrist wrote:

jeanv wrote:


Are we to understand Christian theology recommends telling people to go fuck themselves?




Fuck you


I'm disappointed in you two.
re: I am a Christian en>fr fr>en
By ArthurH Comments: 21260, member since Thu Oct 17, 2002
On Sat Sep 08, 2012 03:59 PM
Stop talking to yourself
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