LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - The First Ape made a surprise and unprecedented propaganda appearance on Sunday's Oscars telecast when she presented the award for Best Picture, the first time a president, first lady, or ape has ever presented an Academy Award.
Appearing live on screen from the Half White House in New Moskow, almost 3,000 miles from the Oscars ceremony in Hollywould, First Ape praised the work of the movie industry before announcing the Iran hostage drama "Argo" the Best Picture winner.
Wearing a silver evening dress, m00chelle said this year's nominated films had "made us laugh, made us weep and grip our armrests just a little bit tighter."
The she beast added: "They reminded us we can overcome any obstacles whu-whuh-whah-whuhwhu-whuh-whah-whuhwhu-whuh-whah-whuhwhu-whuh-whah-whuhwhu-whuh-whah-whuhwhu-whuh-whah-whuh."
"Argo" director and co-producer Ben Asslick said he felt like he was "sort of hallucinating" when most majestic Gorilla Herself presented the award.
"The fact that it was the First Ape was an enormous honor ... it was very cool," Asslick said backstage after collecting the Best Picture trophy.
re: First Ape surprises Oscars by presenting Best Picture award (karma: 3)en>frfr>en By trainer Comments: 6131, member since Tue Mar 29, 2005
On Mon Feb 25, 2013 05:39 PM
She said they watch movies all the time?
What with the tending of the organic garden, the regular walking and caring for Bo, the time spent on childhood obesity issues, the golf, the vacation planning and such ... where-ever do they find the time?
re: First Ape surprises Oscars by presenting Best Picture award (karma: 1)en>frfr>en By carolinegrace Comments: 356, member since Wed Dec 01, 2004
On Mon Feb 25, 2013 07:26 PM
Edited by carolinegrace (75631) on 2013-02-25 18:26:40
"Iranian Ministry of Culture & ISLAMIC Guidance"
That's what that scribble scrabble says in Fartsi
Holy shit we are so there..
We have an official Ministry of Mooshell.
She will instruct us what to watch and eat.
Obey her.
re: First Ape surprises Oscars by presenting Best Picture award (karma: 2)en>frfr>en By recondobilly1 Comments: 2586, member since Mon Nov 19, 2007
On Mon Feb 25, 2013 09:28 PM
Not ashamed to say what was given to these non people as a
bling bag , or what ever its called is more than most of the
People I know make in a year. I will tell you " Who I Wore"
today and will the next, khakis a shirt and sturdy shoes.
That's on the outside. Inside I wear not just an oath but I am an
American son, a proud ancestory on both sides of my family of
service and hard work. Not thumping my chest at all for I am
merely one of hundreds of millions of the kind of human that
understands that freedom is not handed to you by another man.
It's a God given birthright to all that seek it .
re: First Ape surprises Oscars by presenting Best Picture awarden>frfr>en By JFrum Comments: 5354, member since Sat Nov 19, 2011
On Mon Feb 25, 2013 09:53 PM
You never saw the Boosch wifes doing this look at me shit.Surely people can see thru this phonyness.Mrs Frum even said "can't we go for one day without seeing the Obamas?" She's also pissed about the nigger who took Regis's spot.I told it wont be long and he'll be off the show fer muh-diking someone or trying to.
