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Donald Trump Sues Obama for $316 Million

Feb. 25, 2013


Real estate mogul Donald Trump filed a civil lawsuit against President Barack Obama today, seeking damages of $316 million for the pain and suffering caused by his "terrible presidency."

In a statement issued through his lawyer, Trump says the suit filed in the Superior Court of the District of Columbia is a way of holding Obama personally responsible for his "pathetic failures as a Socialist leader."

The precise figure, Trump says, is calculated to represent one dollar for every man, woman, and child in America and he promises to donate the proceeds to charity.

"Barack Hussien Obama has been the worst president this nation has ever had," the statement reads. "He has unleashed upon this country a worse economy than Franklin Roosevelt, crazier Iranians than Jimmy Carter, and more hurricanes and snowstorms than Lyndon B. Johnson and John Kennedy combined.

"The only way we can stop this monster from further destroying America is to hold him financially accountable for his actions. That's why we want to force him to use his personal bank account to pay one dollar per American in damages."

Trump the Troll

Trump explains that in addition to the monetary claims, the suit also seeks for force Obama to give a televised apology to the entire nation for his "crimes," including:

"The cover up of ACORN's deadly attack on the American consulate in Benghazi."
"Former adviser Van Jones' murder of conservative blogger Andrew Brietbart."
"The ballooning budget deficit - caused primarily by giving away free money to black people who refuse to work."

Despite the explosive charges in the suit, legal experts are skeptical that Trump's suit has a chance at success.

"This is the most ridiculous lawsuit I have ever seen," says David Boies, a constitutional lawyer. "There is no provision in the law that would allow anyone to sue the president in civil court for damages done in the course of his professional duties."

However, not all legal scholars agree that Trump's case is entirely without merit.

"Oddly enough, people are allowed to sue the president while still in office," explains a constitutional law professor at Georgetown. "This was established by the Supreme Court in the 1990s when Paula Jones wanted to sue Clinton.

"But I don't think the court's ever looked at whether you can sue a president personally for doing a bad job. It's not likely, but there is a small chance this could work."

In an exclusive interview with The Daily Currant, Trump says he's willing to take the case all the way to the Supreme Court if he has to.

"I got millions in the bank, I can keep this dusky bastard tied up in litigation for years," he says.

Trump is a multi-millionaire who inherited most of his fortune from his father's real estate empire. He is a vocal critic of President Obama, and recently sued comedian Bill Maher for failing to make good on a bet to prove Trump is not an orangutan.

dailycurrant.com . . .


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This needs to be made a class action suit I want it.. I want to add Dodd Frank as well they nearly sunk my company

How did suing Rosie O'Donnell work out?

Annard_Leonardo wrote:

This needs to be made a class action suit I want it.. I want to add Dodd Frank as well they nearly sunk my company

You always can blame onto other poor decision making. It may make feel you better.

Cazeilles wrote:

Annard_Leonardo wrote:

This needs to be made a class action suit I want it.. I want to add Dodd Frank as well they nearly sunk my company

You always can blame onto other poor decision making. It may make feel you better.

You should read what they are saying about you at the new troll site..

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After Shon appointed Caz as moderator of FF, I had some discussions with French members of the board.

It has been suggested that a Frenchman accepting a modship of a French-bashing site was an act of collaboration equal to that of Laval or Petain.

At least one person says that Caz is little more than a e-version of Darnand, the head of the French Milicie, who carried out the polices of France's Nazi occupiers.

One person wondered about Caz's grandfather, who Caz said was mentioned on a monument from the war. It was questioned whether the inscription on the monument was in French...or German.

Another way it has been looked at is that Caz was the weak link. Of all the French, Caz was the one who weakened and went over to our side.

Personally, I don't necessarily subscribe to any of these views. I'm just throwing them out there for discussion. As for me, I'm pleased by Caz's ability to overcome his Frenchness, leave the dark side, and become one of us, although a second-class citizen to be sure. As FDR said about Cuba's Batista, "he's a son-of-a-bitch, but he's our son-of-a-bitch."

Please discuss Caz's abandonment of the French to voluntarily become an authority figure on a site dedicated to insulting France, its language, politics, culture, and people.

Thanks!

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I never ever noticed him until he was tagged as a mod. Then I ignored him.
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was it caz who was 'seduced" by iafp?
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Yesterday at 10:52pm, Balor Evil Eye wrote:
was it caz who was 'seduced" by iafp?


I seem to remember something about him being sent some frilly underwear from IAFP, but that's been a while.

I do remember the funny hat she made him wear
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or was it from cubanpete?
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I always assumed that Casserole was Poup
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He let profat run wild despite his permaban.He didnt "mod" anything.
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I saw liberal and profat in chat at FF.I went in and told liberal to come here.Funny as hell.Profat was there.lol
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Caz is sooooo rich. He often brags about his spending habits of thousands per week. Loudmouth fag. He makes $12.25 an hour as a bell hop. Those who brag about their exploits, income, homes, etc, usually have shit.

Fuck that fetal alcohol baby. His eyes are like 22 inches apart.

It's a worthless free hosting junk site that won't be up much longer as they have made several t.o.s. violation already.

I like how trump is such a pain in Obama's ass.
He's like one of those metal slivers that you can't find in the end of your finger. Anytime you go to do something, there it is. And you just gotta stop and look.

Trump spices up the uber-boring, useless MSM.
Maybe he's got a touch of the jack-ass in him, but you gotta love
how relentless he is..always comin' up with new ways to
agitate the fucking LION KING