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TheMadPoet's BioPoetHunter Idealist Capitalist Conservative Liberatarian My Motto; "Nothing cleanses the soul of pacifisim like a mouthful of your own blood." General unsolicited advice also learned from experience; Never make a promise when you have an erection. Women are going to be more predictable than any woman. Never discuss your future in the presence of a naked woman. If that woman you are dating treats her family like shit, you are next. Women don't often speak directly until angry, try to avoid this phenomenon. Never do something because it might get you laid, do it out of gratitude for getting laid. Don't try to understand women, this is a waste of time, like trying to understand weather. If it dosen't look and smell good enough to eat, the last thing you should do is stick your dick in it. Never let a woman touch your penis that you cannot trust with your car keys, your wallet, or a gun. Poetry will get you more pussy than a parking lot full of $590,000 cars. (See don't try to understand women) Never date anyone who feels the need to start any sentence whatsoever with the phrase "My therapist says..." If by accident, you discover something a woman likes, keep doing it, it's not like she will ever tell you in the first place. A woman who succeeds in taming your wild nature, will then become bored with how dull you are. Don't change, ever. Teach your woman to kill efficiently, if she is going to do you in, don't let it be by running you over a half dozen times or cutting your dick off. Friends of TheMadPoet
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