Too little too late. We could have shaped the EU to our liking, but preferred to snipe from the sidelines, wrap ourselves in the flag and call it patriotism. As it is we'll leave within a decade and we're going to have to cultivate the emerging economies just to keep our economy where it is today.

Mr. Johnson warned that the country must be prepared to "walk away" from Europe if David Cameron fails to negotiate better terms of membership. ... (BTW, nice haircut)

British teenager who has taken care of memorial for 12 years was hauled in by police for "criminal damage"

Body of British grenadier killed in 1799 to return home today

You just can't get the calibre of foreigner that we love to hate these days.

With love from us.

The most important Brit leader since Churchill and Queen Mary has passed into history. She knew how to really piss off the Marxist wellfare and union Liberals, and smack down the Argies. ... The U.K. has lost a national treasure. Condolences to the remaining true Brits.

Colonel Richard Kemp, who led British forces in Afghanistan, said: ‘This is an insult to the Royal Navy and to the British armed forces who the Queen’s uniform represents. ‘This naval engineer has volunteered to serve and to fight for her country. How dare Virgin Atlantic and G4S treat her like dirt?’ ... Tory MP Patrick Mercer, a former infantry officer, said: ‘Our soldiers, sailors and airmen risk their lives so that firms like Virgin Atlantic can operate and make money. ‘It is nothing short of disgraceful that they don’t receive the proper respect due to their uniform.’

We all need a laugh...

Don't worry. Be happy.

I just wish that Science fiction would stop getting it right all the time. Robots are the ideal soldiers. Never tire; never have moral qualms. And they're ideal for a police state. No question about firing on their own people. Robots don't care about the Magna carta, a bill of rights or any human rights whatsoever.

THE devastated family of a nine-year-old boy who hanged himself say he took his life after racist taunts by Asian bullies. Aaron Dugmore — thought to be one of Britain’s youngest suicides after bullying — was found in his bedroom after months of jibes at school, they claim. His family say that Aaron was threatened with a plastic KNIFE by one Asian pupil — who warned him: “Next time it will be a real one.”

UK is going down.

Lone Marine sent off by hundreds of well wishers

Nothing to see here, move along. They're "peaceful."

Census figures show that 620,000 white Britons left the capital in a decade.White Britons are the minority in London for the first time. They make up 45 per cent of London's population, with Asians Ragheads being the second largest group

“Ah, but you see people will say you are not working. But the normal situation is for you to take money from the Kuffar (non-Muslim) So we take Jihad Seeker’s Allowance.” Anjem Choudary has been recorded telling followers to claim benefits as part of their struggle to bring sharia law to the UK.

The government is freeing up spectrum right, left and centre. Where I live we can barely get 3G, with this proposal we'll leapfrog to 5G.

British landlord refused to give up wallet, phone, or fish-and-chips

Once we offload..I mean once Scotland votes for it's independence, who can they blame their woes on?

Dairy farmer discovers 60% of his cows are horses. Farmer had a hell of a time getting them in for milking

Pony sales plummet as austerity measures reach Chipping Norton set.

"First Allied Soldier in France" passes on

‘Now give us an in/out vote on the UK’, demands Middle England

Hello! ... I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.

Not one but two wind turbines take a tumble in the UK in the space of a week. Despite what people who know how useless these bloody machines are, the Beeb of course tells us all is well and that they are safe. It really is time to put a stop to buying this useless Danish, German and Chinese rubbish and get serious about energy policy. More comment from the indefatigable Dellingpole here: blogs.telegraph.co.uk . . .

London to Sydney in 4 hours. Now that is really moving. Best of all, it's British.

Marine officer disobeyed orders so he could save lives

Drunken man turns snowmosexual

For once Milliband is correct. Cameron talking about renegotiation is a sign of weakness. The only realistic change of status for Britain in the EU, is further integration or we leave the EU entirely. It's not in our interests to be semi detached from the EU for another 40 years.

Nicolas Sarkozy is preparing to move to London to set up a billion pounds plus investment fund, it was claimed today. If the move goes ahead, the controversial Frenchman will become the latest to escape a potential top tax rate of 75 per cent in his home country.

Galloway never met a microphone he didn't like.

After 69 years of service, the 9mm Browning to be retired in favor of the Austrian-made Glock

French seize British fishing trawler in international waters

the UK’s production of CO2 fell by 15 per cent between 1990 and 2005, achieved by exporting British industries to countries such as China where two new power stations fuelled by coal – by far the dirtiest type – come on stream each week. ... This means the emissions caused by UK economic activity actually rose by 19 per cent. ... but not to worry because CO2 isn't a pollutant and is good for crops and their production of oxygen. The UK's only loss was in industrial production and salaries.

Museum display will honor those who took "the worst journey in the world"

Now this is just plain lunacy. Atheism is the denial of the supernatural, yet these wallies want to mimic the church. Really strong medication is needed here.

Retired RAF officer and longest-held WW2 POW takes final flight.

Afghan terrorist rails against British Prince

Monumental deceit: How our politicians have lied and lied about the true purpose of the European behemoth. Enough is enough - no more false cast iron promises of referendums from putty-faced Cameron, Blair and the rest. Forget the 'renegotiation' bullshit - it can't happen. Invoking Article 50 of TEU is the only credible way forward that willget us out this shabby racket.