The Inspectorate of Prisons' report into conditions at Doncaster Prison, South Yorkshire, found that two-person cells had been turned into three-person cells by placing a bed in the shared toilet.. HOPE THEY WERE MUZZIES. AFTER ALL IT IS THE RELIGION OF PISS

A British commentator says below that: "What makes America such an indispensable power is precisely what makes anti-Americanism inevitable"

What a crock! You guys really do have my sympathy.

The Mail on Sunday reported that Gordon Brown's own Cabinet is plotting to challenge his leadership within months, according to Graham Stringer MP. No link

NOW THE EU IS TO BAN THE ACRE - HERITAGE: An acre was originally the area ploughed in one day - THE acre is set to be banned after the EU announced that Labour has agreed to the abolition of yet another part of the British way of life. - just another thing Gordon the moron has given away that is NOT HIS 2 give

What the fuck, England? What is it going to take for you guys to take up arms and start putting these people against the wall?

Gordon Brown announced an extra $60 million for the Palestinian National Authority today urging both it and the Israeli Government to seize the chance for peace. - so now this which will take the UK’s contribution to the PNA $175 million this year just think of what we could do with this in the UK?? the idiot has lost the plot completely

Brown likely to stay even if he loses poll - Forecasts are so bleak that if Labour holds Glasgow East, even with a small majority, it will hail the result

A top aide to Gordon Brown has been a suspected victim of a “honeytrap” operation by Chinese intelligence agents. The aide, a senior Downing Street adviser who was with the prime minister on a trip to China earlier this year, had his BlackBerry phone stolen after being picked up by a Chinese woman who had approached him in a Shanghai hotel disco.

The British government is to fund a board of Islamic theologians in an attempt to sideline violent extremists.

A police officer who was cleared of wrongdoing after punching a woman while trying to arrest her has died after being found in north Wales. Pc Anthony Mulhall, of South Yorkshire, was found on Mount Snowdon on Thursday, but died in hospital on Friday.

Probably the last non pc PC in England. He's the copper who was charged with using disproportionate force when he punched some drunken slapper who was resisting arrest (and trying to rip his balls off). He was found not guilty But there's something strange about this, he was declared missing on Wednesday and found up on a Welsh mountain, the same mountain that a Chief Constable had been found on a few months earlier. Condolences to his family and I hope there's a genuine and full investigation into the circumstances of his death. news.bbc.co.uk . . .

GORDON Brown was last night accused of betraying Britain with a “grubby”surrender to Brussels. AND I THOUGHT THE QUEEN HAD MORE GUTS THAN THIS

Sketch: Sex god Nick Clegg says the duvet has had its day - Nick Clegg, Lib Dem leader and wannabe sex god, relaunched his party yesterday with an event called Make It Happen. As ever with the Lib Dems, it was not entirely clear what “it” was. Still it was intriguing. I arrived early at the venue, a rather swanky restaurant called Bank Westminster, where it (though possibly not “it”) was happening at 10am.

UK ratifies Lisbon; Miliband to give statement today - there was no need at all for us 2 lodge the papers with Brussels - they could have waited until last with the promise they would be handed over after the case - hopefully now this will strengthen Wheelers case in the way the government had handled it - last time they had a bollocking from the judge for ratifying it when the case was live - and 2 announce it the day before parliament closes for the summer recess is abdominal and shows just how scared they are - I hope it will come back and bite them on their arses - twats - PA reports that Britain has officially ratified the controversial Lisbon Treaty.

BBC sting exposes massive illegal Indian immigrant network in London - In an undercover investigation the BBC has exposed a London-based criminal network that used fake passports, identity documents and human carriers to bring in illegal migrants, mostly from Punjab, into Britain. - now I listened 2 this report on the radio last night and was appalled - there was far more in the report than posted here even when the document providers were challenged by the reporter they denied it - the reporter told them straight it was no use lying that they had it all on film and they still denied they knew nothing about it and that it must be mistaken identity - so they actually dealt with these reporters and provided them with papers and yet they still deny it - these scum need rounding up and deporting and all their possessions and cash confiscated - the one scumbag is making thousands of pounds a week in false papers provision - In an undercover investigation the BBC has exposed a London-based criminal network that used fake passports, identity documents and human carriers to bring in illegal migrants, mostly from Punjab, into Britain.

Next time wash your fruits and veggies.

Some of Britain’s most popular television programmes including the Vicar of Dibley and Who Wants to be a Millionaire have been criticised for being “too white” in a report led by Trevor Phillips, the equality chief. IT'S TIME FOR ALL WHITES TO GET UP & LEAVE.

Key elements of Christian doctrine are offensive to Muslims, the Archbishop of Canterbury has said in a letter to Islamic scholars. WHAT AN ASSHOLE!

Home owners and “have-a go-heroes” have for the first time been given the legal right to defend themselves against burglars and muggers free from fear of prosecution.

Illegal immigrants to be able to 'buy freedom' - Illegal immigrants awaiting deportation will be allowed to walk free by paying to get bail, under new government plans. - who the hell thinks these daft ideas up - do we have a "special" department for crazy ideas - I am sure those due for deportation will still be where they are suppose to be when the immigration department come 2 get them for deportation - their "tag" will be found on some wild dog or something - Foreigners including those who have failed in their bids to claim asylum will be able to buy their freedom by posting a cash “bail bond” or wearing an electronic tag to avoid being sent to a detention centre.

Nude climber craze tipped to take over Britain - Battling gravity on a number of levels, these naked climbers are demonstrating a new American craze tipped to take Britain by storm. -

Council becomes first to ditch speed cameras - A local authority is to become the first country to scrap its speed camera network after describing them as "a blatant tax on the motorist". - Anne Snelgrove, Labour MP (the local hand wringing Health and Safety idiot) for South Swindon, defended the cameras and accused the council of playing politics with people's lives

Two Britons are facing possible jail sentences in Dubai after being caught having sex on a beach. Publishing assistant Michelle Palmer, 30, and a visiting British man were arrested after allegedly being found in a clinch on Jumeirah beach following an afternoon of drinking. The man, named locally as "Vince" met Ms Palmer at a party while he was staying with one of her colleagues from the Middle Eastern publishing company ITP. Their arrests come amid a crackdown on "indecent" sunbathing and public kissing in Dubai, part of the United Arab Emirates.

- The Government has set out plans for a wholly or mainly elected House of Lords but shelved reform until after the next general election. Justice Secretary Jack Straw said after cross-party talks, ministers backed a 100% or 80% elected second chamber. after the Lisbon treaty performance they might just as well shut shop - they are surplus 2 requirements - they are not fit 2 represent the good people of the UK - they sold us out end of story - let them all just fade away into the sunset like they have let their country

Economist: Peter Sutherland is wrong on British rapprochement with Europe - The Economist blog looks at an article in E!Sharp written by former Commissioner Peter Sutherland.

PM gives go-ahead to 8 nuclear energy plants - Gordon Brown is to give the go-ahead for eight new nuclear power stations to be built across the UK, it was revealed last night. The Prime Minister has set the figure as the minimum number of plants needed to provide Britain with electricity for the next 50 years - but more could be built.

Alternative voting - I listened 2 this prick on the radio last night - Labour are obviously scared of a wipeout at the next general election - so Hain wants this through the HoC and into law beforehand - well he can get fucked because he would have 2 put it 2 the people in a referendum - our system works just fine thanks very much and if he thinks the people are as thick as he is he is in for a rough ride - In his speech Mr Hain will urging Labour's electoral reformers to adopt not PR, which he opposes but AV, the Alternative Vote, which is used in Australia. - Since 1997 there's been a revolution in the way the voters of Britain fill in a ballot paper. Under the old system of First Past The Post you'd put a cross next to the candidate you want to see elected.

Margaret Thatcher is to be given the ultimate accolade of a State funeral when she reaches the end of her days – the first British Prime Minister since Winston Churchill to be afforded such an honour.

Lance-Corporal Martyn Compton was horribly wounded in Afghanistan and not expected to lead a normal life, yet this courageous man defied the odds. He exemplifies the British Tommy of legends. His sweetheart, Michelle, is an equally remarkable person for seeing past Martyn's physical appearance and focusing on the real man inside. They are both quality people in the highest British tradition and I admire them tremendously.

A female soldier who once fought off a suspected Iraqi insurgent has won a place in the final of Miss England.

She suggested he should meet an accident but Eid suggested poisoning. --- Maybe it was that time of the month?

Here is another thought to dampen the confidence of the Brussels set. If opinion polls are to be believed, the Conservatives will form the next British government by the spring of 2010. As a Tory victory draws closer, two things may happen: the Irish will become harder to isolate; and talk of a two-speed Europe will become more dangerous and destabilising for the EU. Today’s Conservatives would form the most Eurosceptic government since Britain joined the club in 1973. Unlike previous Tory bosses, David Cameron does not have to accommodate pro-Europeans in the party, let alone in his inner circle. In a very likely scenario, Lisbon will not not been ratified by all 27 countries when a Conservative government takes office. Insiders say it is quite simple: Mr Cameron would hold a referendum and campaign for voters to reject the treaty. Britain would then withdraw its ratification and Lisbon would be dead. One stunned EU diplomat says that “nuclear is not a strong enough word” to describe this option. Conservatives say that they sincerely want Lisbon stopped. The Tories will save Britannia-and Europe's nations-once again! Death to the Brussels Politburo!!

Truly sad. My heart goes out to her family.

A British woman of Tibetan descent working as an English teacher in Beijing has been expelled and banned from China for five years without prior warning for "splittist activities" CAN'T IMAGINE WHY ANYONE WOULD WANT TO GO TO THIS FASCIST COUNTY ANYWAY.....AND THEY ARE GOING TO RULE THE WORLD!

A nice start, but she should be fired.

Nine million face 'green' road tax increases - holy shite - where does he hide now from the press?? they will carve him up - he should be made by the Speaker of the House 2 apologise for misleading the house and the people - otherwise he has got 2 admit he did not know what he was doing when he was chancellor - More than 9 million motorists face road tax increases of up to £245 under the Government's "green" car tax plans, the Treasury has admitted. Nearly half of all drivers will be hit with significant rises in Vehicle Excise Duty (VED), while fewer than one in five will see any benefit from the reforms, according to official data. The figures directly contradict Gordon Brown's claim in the House of Commons that most drivers will actually gain from the changes.

A British university has sparked outrage after apologising to the Chinese for awarding Tibetan leader the Dalai Lama with an honorary degree. NOW THE BRITS ARE SURRENDERING - IT MUST BE AN EU THING.

BRITAIN’S soft justice system hit a new low yesterday with plans to scrap prison sentences for burglars.

The son of terrorist leader Osama Bin Laden has appeared on a terrorist film on the internet calling for Britain and its allies to be wiped out. I DON'T SUPPOSE THIS IS "NEWS"!

With one fell swoop, traitor in Chief Lord Phillips has sold his sold his country's centuries of legal traditions to Islamo-fascism, denying basic human rights to women and children alike, in favor of a barbaric law from a barbaric people. You're losing your country without even putting up a struggle. Wake up Britain!