Basic errors are being made in hundreds of immigration cases every year, says a report - BRITAIN’S immigration system is descending into chaos as a new backlog of applications piles up, a senior Parliamentary watchdog warned last night.

After 12 years of service as a teacher in the UK, a Christian teacher told today how he lost his job after complaining that Muslim pupils as young as eight hailed the September 11 hijackers as 'heroes'. Nicholas Kafouris said he was forced from his £30,000-a-year post because he would not tolerate the 'racist' and 'anti-Semitic' behaviour of children. He said the predominantly Muslim youngsters openly praised Islamic extremists in class, and hailed the terrorists of the 2001 atrocities as 'martyrs'.

Ali Dizaei, one of Britain’s most senior police officers, has been jailed for four years for framing an innocent businessman to settle personal score. SO MUZZIE FUCKS MUSSIE - WHAT CHANCE DO THE REST OF UD HAVE?

A Muslim bus driver stunned passengers when he pulled over and started praying in the aisle - with the engine still running. The driver parked without warning then rolled out a fluorescent jacket as an improvised prayer mat. He took off his shoes, knelt down facing Mecca, and began to chant. The prayer session held up the bus for more than five minutes with no-one able to get on or off.

More than 1.3 million immigrants have been given the right to work and claim benefits in Britain since Gordon Brown promised “British jobs for British workers”. well you can guarantee there are for more of them claiming benefits than working

Schools in just one town are having to cope with pupils who speak 150 different languages, a survey has found. They range from the Ghanaian dialect of Akan, through the African language of Chichewa and the ancient Aztec tongue of Nahuatl to the Indian language of Telugu.

The percentage of respondents who said climate change was a reality had fallen from 83% in November to 75% this month. What is so wrong with a people that they believe just about anything the media tells the with out question?

LABOUR chiefs were last night braced for more damaging ­allegations about ­Gordon Brown’s rages and aggressive treatment of his Downing Street staff. - The Prime Minister is described as “psychologically and emotionally incapable of leadership of any kind” by an insider in a new book by a former aide.

well it looks like Wales are doing really well in their 6 nations championship - the only ones that can stop them now!!

Four will face expenses charges - Three Labour MPs and one Tory peer will face criminal charges over their expenses, Director of Public Prosecutions Keir Starmer has said. - MPs Elliot Morley, Jim Devine, David Chaytor and Lord Hanningfield will be charged under the Theft Act.

Immigrant smuggling pair jailed - A French local councillor and her son have been jailed for helping to smuggle 16 Vietnamese immigrants into the UK - now you watch they will plead to be allowed 2 serve their time in fLance our mob will be dull enough 2 let them and a couple of weeks/months later they will be freed 'on medical grounds'

EU commission accused of 'hoarding' €6bn in fines - The commission has been accused of "hoarding" €6bn raised from fines on companies that have engaged in anti-competitive practices, such as Intel and Microsoft.

A record number of anti-Semitic attacks took place in Britain last year, according to new figures.

BRITAIN'S first woman soldier to lose a leg in combat dismissed her terrible injury last night as "just a scratch" compared to other heroes. - you can bet her Mum and Dad are proud of her - what courage in one so young - God bless you Mrs

A patient who was given a fatal overdose by an "incompetent" overseas locum was unlawfully killed, a coroner has ruled. The death of David Gray amounted to gross negligence and manslaughter, said Cambridgeshire North and East Coroner William Morris. In a damning conclusion, the coroner described ''German'' doctor Daniel Ubani, who treated 70-year-old Mr Gray, as "incompetent and not of an acceptable standard". He also made a string of recommendations to improve out-of-hours care, including the setting up of a database for foreign doctors working in the UK. Mr Gray, who was suffering from renal colic, died after he was injected with 100mg of diamorphine, 10 times the recommended daily dose.

Time to 'lance boil' of resentment over 'unfairness' of immigration, says Labour's Margaret Hodge - 2 little 2 late Mrs - had you done or even said that years ago perhaps it would have had some credibility but within months of a general election and in a seat you are likely 2 get hammered in the public will not fall for that - look at the online voting of the paper it tells you we are all pissed off

MPs revolt over Turkey joining eu - the muzz can bugger off we dont want them here - they are neither wanted nor needed so unless the backbench revolt bans them then we are in deep shite - Angry MPs will revolt against a drive to force Britain into welcoming Turkey into the EU - ANGRY MPs will tomorrow revolt against a drive by ministers to force Britain into welcoming Turkey into the European Union.

Geert Wilders, the radical anti-Muslim Dutch politician, will seek to test free speech in Britain next month when he makes a second attempt to visit the House of Lords to screen a controversial film equating Islam to Nazism.

Diana, Princess of Wales regretted marrying into a “German family”, according to Anthony Julius, her divorce lawyer. Mr Julius said the Princess made the comment to express her empathy with him as a Jew. The claim is made in the lawyer's new book about anti-Semitism.

Police probe rugby eye 'gouging' - they need 2 find out the bastard responsible for this and ban him for life from either professional, club or amateur rugby - bastards like this have no part 2 play in our sport - he should serve a very long prison sentence and be bankrupted into the bargain - same goes for 'head stomping' ban and sue the fuckers - Kent police are investigating an incident at a rugby game in which a player was blinded in one eye when he was apparently gouged by an opponent.

Taxi drivers applying for their Hackney Carriage (Taxi) licence are being offered the forms in Braille by a council. The document, issued by Portsmouth City Council, makes clear that it is also available in large print or audio format for those with sight problems. A notice at the end reads: "You can get this Portsmouth City Council information in large print, Braille, audio or in another language...." TOTAL MADNESS

Harriet Harman yesterday called for a punishing tax squeeze on Middle Britain to make the country more equal.

After 62 years of the welfare state and 13 of New Labour, Britain is becoming a less equal society.

... If the HFEA will pay my airfare and all expenses for a week I might consider flying over and having Lady Sonya wank off a few for the bank. ... (I'm feeling generous today.)

Tories' EU deal overruled by party bosses - Conservative councillors forced out of European parliament's main centre-right grouping -

UKIP threatens Tory attempt to oust Murphy at election - The Tory bid to claim the scalp of Scottish Secretary Jim Murphy at the General Election faces a threat from the UK Independence Party (UKIP) standing in East Renfrewshire as a deliberate spoiling tactic. - UKIP should stand regardless of Tory promises - conservatives will just tell you what they think you want 2 hear until they are in power

Church leaders defeat Government over Equality Bill - The Government suffered an embarrassing defeat in the Lords yesterday over amendments to its controversial Equality Bill, the Telegraph and Mail report. - not content with fucking the country up Bruin and Liebour now want 2 fuck our church up as well - well fuck them and the poxing EU - just because the EU loves queers doesn't mean we all have 2

I found this guy under "comedians" when scanning YouTubeUK.

As President Barack Obama celebrates his first year in the Oval Office, it is clear that the vast majority of the US public are relaxed and comfortable about having an African American head of state. Many dispute his policies but his race is no longer really an issue -- which is how it should be. In Britain, however, we can only dream of a black head of state. It isn't going to happen any time soon because the UK system is rigged against a black leader. Black and Asian Britons are effectively barred by the system of hereditary monarchy. For the foreseeable future, as in centuries past, no African, Asian, Arab, Caribbean or Latino Briton is eligible to assume role of British head of state. Under Britain's constitutional system, the head of state is the monarch - at present Queen Elizabeth II, head of the House of Windsor. The position of monarch and head of state is inherited through the Windsor family line. The Windsors are white and only their descendants are eligible to be monarch and British head of state. The result is a de facto race bar. Let me tell you. If they can't ''earn'' the crown, they'll -shake down- da crown away from you.

Labour has introduced 14,300 new offences since taking office in 1997, with Gordon Brown's administration inventing crimes at a rate of more than one a day.

I think Chris Morris's new film Four Lions is probably the (English-speaking) world's first suicide-bomber comedy. So it's all but guaranteed to offend just about everyone. Splendid. Doubtless it's a sign of terrible, even craven decadence to admit to looking forward to seeing it... Here's a clip, anyway:

Rofl

Pembroke's much-loved Connie Brown dies aged 102 - now this will be a big funeral because we all loved her - she was my 'hottie' on the quiet and my misses did not mind me teasing her because she was so special and usually game for anything - she was on the back of a motorcycle at 101 riding round the town - of course my Lizzie gave her an MBE in 2006 but that did not change her in any way shape or form - she would take 'no lip' from any of us she would just chuckle away 2 herself under her breath when we teased her - R.I.P. my darling

God, how embarrassing. The Met Office is on the verge of being dumped by the BBC, because it keeps getting forecasts – especially long-term ones – wrong.

Australia's conservatives are now firmly opposed to new Greenie taxes and charges as are most Republicans in the US -- and they are benefiting in the polls. Can Britain be far behind?

Soldier rejected from British Army wins top French Foreign Legion award for bravery - even our cast-off are better than theirs - A soldier rejected from the British Army on medical grounds has been awarded France's highest honour for his bravery in Afghanistan - after joining the Foreign Legion.

Muslim police officers have rebelled openly against the Government’s anti-terrorism strategy, warning that it is an “affront to British values” which threatens to trigger ethnic unrest. WHO ASKED THEIR FUCKING OPINION!

BBC sports commentator Bill McLaren, who was known as the 'voice of rugby', died yesterday at the age of 86. - The veteran Scottish broadcaster's familiar voice was heard on television and radio for 49 years. - going 2 be sadly missed in the world of rugby - RIP and sleep tight Bill

Aiming to raise £150,000 for the soldiers' charity Help for Heroes, he was expecting the trip to last eight weeks. "I have done a few adventurous trips in Europe in the microlight and I just thought to myself, why not push it that bit further?" he said.

Hate preacher Abu Hamza launches legal fight to keep British passport - more cost 2 the Brit taxpayer for this crap - more legal aid costs - I hope he is bankrupted because he should pay his fair share of the cost if he has it - Hate preacher Abu Hamza last night began yet another expensive legal fight against the taxpayer - this time to retain his British passport.

The Government is secretly supporting an attempt by UK-based Islamists to have their names removed from an international terror blacklist WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED